Naked Dude

Naked Dude
A man destined for grea******* however, born in the desert and placed into prison the minute he found a town.

The legend of Naked Dude; the 69 tries to break out of prison destroyed his legs. Eventually a guard came over to fix him up for some reason, some great hospitality. He broke out of prison- on his way out stole some guy's cloths he was "Viagra the Vagrant". as he crawled- no, he slithered across the sand until one fatal mistake cost him his life. Laying there lifeless, full of potential. Rest in Piece Naked dude.

Origins
From the beginning of existence itself, people had awaited his creation. Naked Dude. He would have been the most powerful being in the universe if not for his unfortunate upbringing. Born in the desert and imprisoned because of his complexion and height.